Cairdes

Amateur Photographer from Portland, OR with time spent in Victoria, BC. I'm in my mid-20s and I enjoy History, Soccer, and Hockey.

DC:Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

Marvel:YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

DC:We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

Marvel:HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

DC:The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

Marvel:DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

DC:After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

Marvel:PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

DC:We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

Marvel:NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

DC:We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

Marvel:NEW LATINO GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

DC:We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

Marvel:FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

DC:Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

Marvel:NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

DC:Wait-

Marvel:NEW FEMALE THOR

DC:I didn't-

Marvel:NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

Marvel:TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

Marvel:PEACE